Reverb

crawling in and out of woodwork

just like termites before an earthquake. what am i talking about? well let’s start from the beginning of the weekend. friday night was a classic night out hanging at jive. something that hasn’t been done in awhile with the crowd that was present…

however what i’m referencing is what occured on saturday. the good ol fundraiser for the kelowna firefighters…it was held at the cave (formerly the rage). i was fore-warned by gina-g that the place was a little dirrrty and seriously dirty. yes it was a little dirty it felt like the floors had fresh peeled back carpet so everything was sticky.

but man..did the uglies / skankies / and chumps come crawling out of the woodwork. i have never been to a venue with such a high percentage of oddities. things that were pointed out and of good note were:

- high percentage of skanks
- high percentage of single guys standing around and single girls standing around
- high percentage of ugly people
- high percentage of people that dance like they’re jello struck by a spoon
- low percentage of people that came as a group
- low percentage of people who were overall normal

in the end we all had fun…and why? because we beat the odds of that club. we were the fun. we were the group. we were the party. we definitely weren’t the ugly. so yes..that is why we had people with us that owned the dance floor. the stage. the cages. and even pretty boy noel to solidify the wall flowers. we rocked. you all rocked. and i’m sure we made everyone there jealous hahah. booyeah!

i’m glad everyone had a good time..that’s what it’s alla bout….an uninhibited good time. it was cool how everyone got along with everyone…well…yeah you know.

anyways. enough of that. everyone remember it’s eric’s birthday sat. so start early and wish him a good bday everyday till then. because in order to join in on the chumpage of king asshole over both eric and duke..i must steal eric’s lime light on his birthday hahah…j/k that’d be an ultimate asshole move…hmmmmm