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Spewed out 14 years, 8 months ago at 10:46 pm


what’s up with richard nestor from the shopping channel? he looks like he’s got tufts of fur glued to his face to make his eyebrows? would you ever buy anything from a guy that looks like that? he looks like a horrible used car salesman from the 70’s….

and why is he the spokesperson sales guy for women’s bathing suits? and why do they have ugly people on TSC? why the hell am i watching ugly people on TSC? it’s because ugly people are everywhere…

sad fact though: the prettiest people do the ugliest things (thanks kanye) it’s so true.

there’s not much of a balance there..ugly people can do good…but no one likes ugly. pretty people do ugly things…suckered in at first then no one likes ugly…

where are all the pretty people that do pretty things?

0.01% it’s the only explanation.

sad. very sad.



Spewed out 14 years, 8 months ago at 1:34 am

pieces of march

pieces of march. picking it up and putting it together. it’s like my bloody simpsons photomosaic’s fun, frustrating, fulfilling, and everything all mixed together. that’s how march is right now. which is quickly coming to a close.

there was a bomb threat called into work today..nice thing is we were evacuated and got to leave early.

i don’t know what to call it…is it intuition or is it experience? what is it when you have a feeling about someone else’s life that’s going to turn out kind of rough…do you say something? you don’t want to meddle though..cuz it’s not your’s not your say, not your duty, not your experience.

dah…pieces…picking up pieces.

maybe it’ll create some new abstract wonder of art. something that’ll blow the socks off santa’s mantle. is papa smurf santa btw? they look alike..they both carry sacks too.

oh so scattered brain.



Spewed out 14 years, 9 months ago at 1:06 am

my casting of a live action smurfs movie

papa smurf – chuck norris
picture him with a red hood

smurfette – mary stuart masterson
picture with pigtails

vanity smurf – alan cumming
picture him with a nice gold mirror

gargamel – olivier martinez
picture him with a black hood

hahah oh my oh my



Spewed out 14 years, 9 months ago at 2:37 am

good ol 90’s good ol useless 90’s

that’s right full of everything but the girl’s – missing. what are they missing? the intensely smitten feeling of gazing into fiery amber eyes. holding back the strands of her hair whilst watching her put on her earrings in the mirror. the way she nips at the tiny hairs on the nape of your neck with the soft pads of her fingers. the smile and the devious wink in the crowded room of strangers. helping her zip up the back of her dress. having her fall and grab on to you in desperation as she sorts out her dance steps in her heels. the only time you can let go and cry is when she’s there crying with you. putting her to bed and tucking her in after carrying her from the car cuz she’s had too much to drink. the way her hair falls across her face and get’s stuck on her glossy lips. the way she giddily skips towards you and throws herself on you when you return from a trip. the way she crosses her toes in anticipation. the tippy toeing to reach your lips. how she thinks she’s got something on her face, just cuz you find it cute the way she eats and you’re staring. the way she has you drive in the wrong direction because she can’t orientate the map properly. somehow her cosmetics make it into your gymbag. when she smiles sheepishly when she’s destroyed one of your childhood heirlooms….it somehow makes it okay.

also filled with gabrielle – dreams. dream bigger. wish more. sing in the rain. splash in a puddle. frolick in fields. knit a sweater. learn to fly. spend less. give more. chill out. work harder. donate an organ. jump off a bridge. play large. hold your breath. drink coffee. discover new things. cherish memories. bet on #10. keep believing. stop disappointing. expect nothing. aquire everything.

time for a new 90’s revival. love and live it. catch and whiff it. view askew. stew a brew. it’s a prodigy – smack my bitch up. just do it spike jonze style. be a choreo-genius. christopher walken helps though.



Spewed out 14 years, 9 months ago at 11:42 pm


listening to some mia doi todd. that girl’s got an interesting life…

that’s all i really had to say…i’m preparing for a big shabang… i was careful not to write shebang…that would have conjoured up images of big willie hung.

anyways stay tuned.

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